this is pretty much how i chose to report on this card, i got my card box,

shut my eyes, and picked one and it was ivysaur!! well here we go!!!

Me- sit down class sit down, today we are studying...

Class- (someone farts)

Peter- ew Paul that was nasty!!!

Paul- naw, that wasnt me, it was Karen

Karen- hehe

Paul- there goes pearl harbor

Me- dont fart in my class karen!! my pet gloom smells bad enough ur

expelled!!! now lets get back to class, we are studying base set Ivysaur

today!!

Peter- hes too old!!!

Paul- yeah!! hes so old he claimed to be the president before George

Washington!!!

Me- i know but i feel like having him as the main poke today! ok first lets

look at HP, how many HP does he have Bob

Bob- 500HP

Paul- u wish, Mr Houndoom its 60HP

Me- good job, is that good ,bad, or in the middle

Bob- in the middle

Me- correct!its attacks are terrible though, lets look at vine whip two

grass and colorless for only thirty damage!! thats just not right!!!! its

other is 3 grass for 20 damage and poisoning its ok, but still is not

right!!!!!!

Peter- i have to go to the bathroom,

me- do ur business on that bellsprout!!!

peter- ok!! aw that feels better!

Me- weakness is fireSS, prtty good since fireSS isnt played all that much!,

resistance, which stinx, but what would its resistance be?

Bob- fire?

Paul- ur still wishing my brotha!!

Me- uh oh!! my houndoom heard u say fire, it thinx fire means attack, notice

i said fireSS, so in a second my houndoom will fry u with its fire blast

attack

Houndoom- Hound..... DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

Peter- Oh my gosh!! u killed BOB!!!

Me- who cares about bob!! ok resistance is one which is ok for a stage 1

which brings the downside up a little, ok ur homework today is to rate him

from one to ten, and turn it in tomorow!! thanx for coming!!

oh yeah, Paul, could u pick up BOBs ashes?

Peter- ill get the dust pan for u!

THE END

if u wanna do homework, email it to me and i will mention ur name email and

ur homework assignment in my next post!! also if u wana be a classmate, send

in ur name and info like ur personality and u just might be a class mate!!!

heres my email yalll!! darkhawk78@expn.com