From: Sparkey450@aol.com
Sent: Monday, December 10, 2001 5:21 PM
To: Cardtips@pojo.com
Subject: Can somebody help me out?-Sparkey450

Hello again, everyone. I just finished reading a few rants on the 15+ 
decision (or stupidity) and have decided to write in and give those WotC 
hippies a peice of my mind. I went to their website to see what their e-mail 
adress was and found that they had like, 10 of them. I am extremely confused 
about which address I should send it too. If any of you know which address I 
would send a rant, please email me as I would like to know. I will then post 
the address for all eyes and ears to see as soon as possible so that 
everybody else can write letters too. Really, I think that everyone who likes 
pokemon should send at least one letter to WotC telling them to reconsider. 
The one thing that we need to keep in mind though, is that we shouldn't 
insult them too much. They will probably just delete the email if we 
constantly call them drip-nosed-stoat-faced-dirt-bags or 4 year old blind 
kids that live in boxes, even if it is true. So, let's try to limit the 
insults to ah... say... oh, 3 per letter. Elsewise, they will just delete the 
email and forget you exhist. And something else: The letters should be 
meaningful and specific, not two-word emails that simply say "screw u". 
They'll delete that too. I'm sorry if I sound like a bossy big-headed jerk, 
but my English teacher is constantly telling us not to do things like that 
when writing a letter or email because it will probably be deleted.

Oh, and for those of you wondering where my Charizard is, I had to chain him 
up in the backyard because he was going to go barbeque the jerks at WotC. Not 
that I blame him, but I would get in an awful lot of trouble if that 
happened. I need to do a random thought now, don't I?

SPARKEY'S RANDOM THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
I had this bizzare vision the other day. It had these dolphin-cats that lived 
in the chocolate milk they serve in the school cafeteria. . . What? You think 
I'm crazy or something? Nah... couldn't be...

I gotta go now. See, I just heard this sound that sounded a lot like a 
melting chain. Sigh... Charizard will never learn to controll his insane 
agression... *Distant roar and wing flapping*

Sparkey450@aol.com