We'll report on these stories, but first, your Whether Report.
Whether Man: Okay ladies and gentlemen. The Whether Man here with Mewtwo and Eaamudo to talk about Overpriced Japanese Promos. Today, Trophy Kangaskan. 
Mewtwo: I think you've been cloned.
Whether Man: That was random. Why would you think that?
Mewtwo: The fact that I don't have to do the card trick, we aren't doing a Matrix entrance, and you actually translated this card yourself.
Whether Man: Is there anything unusual about that?
Mewtwo: Oh yeah.
Eaamudo: Ahem.
Whether Man: Oh, right. Let's look at the card:
                           Basic Colorless:         Kangaskan      HP: 80
                                         C:                             10x
                                       Flip 2 coins. does 10 damage times the
                                       number of heads. 
                                    CCC:                               30
                                        Weakness: Fighting    Resistance: Psychic
                                          Retreat: 3              Level: 38
Whether Man: Classic example of a showcase card. My advice: SELL HIM FAST!
Mewtwo: To get over ten dollars for this card is really good considering that he's no where near as good as Jungle Kangaskan. I just wish we could just get our hands on these things.
Whether Man: Too bad.
Mewtwo: What?
Whether Man: We may have caused a significant decrease in the value of this card by putting a spoiler up.
Mewtwo: Eaamudo, care to participate?
Eaamudo: Sure. Okay, I guess I'll do the good points. Wait, Mewtwo's right, there's nothing superior this card has compared to Jungle Kangaskan. His cheap attack is worthless because he can't be put in a evolution deck because of the more versitility of Jungle Kangaskan, and Beatdown decks don't need him because of his 3 retreat.
Mewtwo: I don't know. People have put Lickitung in Haymakers.
Whether Man: Well, I guess we said everything nessesary about the card. Next week's topic: Oak VS. Sabrina's Eyes. And now, the Traphic Report...
                                        -The Whether Man
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