Evil Porygon2
by: Pyro
middle school
Alexandria, Virginia
Saturday, Feb. 2nd
1st tournament:about 18.  2nd tournament: 24!!

Hey everyone!  My name is Pyro and I made a really good Porygon2 deck.  The last tournament I ever participated was about a year ago and I used a Rain Dance deck that got 2nd.  Well, enough talking and let me tell you about my deck:

Evil Porygon2 Deck
16 Pokemon:
4 Porygon (conversion & Psybeam)
4 Porygon2 (guess)
3 Murkrow (Feint Attack)
4 Sneasel (speed kills)
1 Rocket Zappy (see Sneasel)

30 Trainers:
4 Prof. Oak (draw advantage)
4 Bill (see Oak)
2 Potion (healing pokemon)
2 Comp. Search (get the cards I need)
3 Gust Of Wind (kill weak pokemon)
2 Mary (take away 1 of my 2 Oaks in my hand)
3 Nightly Garbage Run (get back Zappy)
2 Gold Berry (see Potion)
3 PlusPower (strength kills)
2 EcoGym (helps against Removals)
2 Pokemon Trader (get Porygon2)
1 Item Finder (use oak again)

14 Energies:
4 Darkness (guess)
4 Rainbow (See Darkness)
6 Electric (for Zappy and Porygon2)

This is a real weird deck, but it deals a lot of damage.  Most of the people there were using decks with T-Tar in it, while others were just beginners.  This was an open format tournament where my gym leader for the pokemon league counts up all the wins.  The more wins you had, the higher seat you got.  I got 52 wins, which gave me 2nd seat (:/).  The 1st seat went to a person named Spam (not Sam, not Pam, but Spam).  He got 58 wins.  I used the same deck for each tournament.  Well, let's begin.

Round 1 vs. a kid with a Psy deck
I don't remember the name, but I remember how easy this match was.  He had a sole Abra while I had a Sneasel and a Porygon on bench.  He went first and Psyshocked and Paralyzed me.  I drew, attached a darkness and passed.  He went, evolved to a Kadabra and passed. This was the turn when I got him back.  I evolved Pory to Pory2, Oaked and filled my bench up.  I finished up charging Sneasel, and Beated him up giving me more than enough heads.  In other words, CHILD'S PLAY!!!
1-0

During the matches, I got penalized for helping a person during the tournament.  The penalty was that my next opponent starts off with 4 prizes instead of 6 (no biggie).

Round 2 vs. David with Wiggly/R. Zappy deck.
He was undefeated with a winning streak of 20.  I went first having a Sneasel and R. Zappy on bench while he had 2 R. Zappies.  I drew, put a gold berry and darkness on the Sneasel and furied with 2 heads.  He went, put a gold berry and a lightning on his active Zappy and Plasmaed.  I went, put another darkness on Sneasel, Oaked, filled my bench and Beated up the rest of his pokemon.  I BROKE HIS STREAK.  Finally.
2-0

3rd round, bye
3-0

Semifinals vs. Spam with R. Zappy/Sneasel/E. Puff deck
When I heard that I was going against Spam next, I was too scared to move because he is a really good player.  I don't remember much except for the last couple of turns.  It was supposed to be last turns for us.  He had a R. Zappy active and a lot of Pokemon on bench.  I had a Sneasel with a full bench.  There were 4 prizes left for me and 3 prizes left for him.  I prayed to get something good because if I didn't, then I would lose.  I drew, and then there was a big smile on my face.  I got a GOW!  I gusted his Erika's Puff and Beated it up.  I am going on to the finals!!
4-0

Finals vs. Geoffrey with Slowking
At first, I was confident that I was going to win because I went first with a Sneasel while he had a Slowpoke.  I drew, attached a darkness with 2 PlusPowers, and furied the Poke...only 1 heads.  The Poke had 10 HP left.  It all went downwards after that and I lost.
4-1
Well, I got 2nd and got 3 promo Rainbow nrg's.  During the break, I went outside and saw a punching bag.  I raged out all of my anger on that bag.  Then, I went back to WOTC for the 2nd tournament.

Round 1 Vs Gary with Rain Dance
This match was just too easy he had a Squirtle while I had a Sneasel and a Murkrow on bench.  He got a Blastoise by turn 2 and pumped for 40.  Luckily, I had a gold berry on it.  I Oaked, and beat the living daylights on the Blastoise, giving me the win.
5-1

Round 2 Vs ?????
The only thing I remember was that I won.
6-1

Round 3 Vs Ashlee with Aerodactyl deck
This is a really odd deck.  He uses Erika's Dratini and Aerodactyl.  That didn't matter because i won with the help of Zappy and all he could say was his favorite word "Dang!"
7-1

During the rounds, I saw that Spam lost to my friend, Jimmy, and Geoffrey lost to another one of my friends named Frankie.

Semifinals Vs bye (YES! I go to the finals automatically)
8-1

Finals Vs Frankie with E. Puff deck
This was an upset for me.  I started with only a Porygon while he had a Sneasel, a Zappy and a E. Puff.  He went first and Oaked 3 times to get a DCE and Pulled Punch my Porygon, making me lose the match
8-2

Well, I got a total of 6 Promo Rainbow Energies which I put into my deck.  Now it's time for Props and Slops.

Props:
to me for making a cool deck.
to Sneasel for beating Spam.
to Popeye's chicken for being the best chicken in VA.
to all the people for believing that I could win at least one of the tournaments.
to David for being a good sport when I beat him.

Slops:
to Tommy and Kyle for cheating.
to Geoffrey because of his Slowking.
to Spam's little brother, Nathan for being so annoying.
to E. Puff.
to Frankie for using E. Puff.
to that stupid penalty I got that gave David 4 prizes.
to all of the people that go to my school that caught me playing the Pokemon card game and telling everyone (you know who you are)

If you have any questions, comments, etc., (no viruses/hate mail), e-mail me at SpedyMatt@aol.com.  See you later!