Hero's Unlimited
Rosselle, Illinois
September 5, 2000
About 18 people

Speed Trap
Pokemon
X4 Chansey
X4 Scyther
Energy
X4 DBC
X12 Grass
Trainer
X4 Bill
X4 Oak
X4 CPU Search
X4 Item Finder
X3 Misty's Wrath
X4 Pluspower
X3 RSA
X2 Lass
X3 Rocket's Trap
X3 Nightly Garbage Run
X2 Scoop Up

Stategy
Start with Scyther and get a Chansey on the bench. Use the trainers to
go through your deck to get two doubles for Chansey and double edge all
there pokes.Also tear there hand apart with the trainer disruptions not
allowing them to get enough poke's to save them from double edge.

How you lose
If they get to many pokes or take the game past turn five. Not going
first is also a big disadvantage for this deck as well.

Round One
Swoll (that's me) vs. Jon K.
This kid is a jabroni and I have wiped the floor with him many a time.
He was playing a Hatmaker with Chansey's and sneaks.I rolled higher and
went first and got a god hand, an oak, trap, 2 sneaks, Scyther, Chansey
and double. I sneak his oak and comp away and get heads on the trap
makeing his hand zero. He draws and passes then I oak get a double and
edge his Scyther then another scther for the win.
Record 1-0

Round Two
Swoll vs. *BYE*
I got a bye, that never happens to me, I went and got some chineese food
from the place next door and did some yelling at people lol.
Record 2-0

Round Three
Swoll vs. Joey
This is another jabroni I've never lost to in my life. Joey was playing
a Wiggly with Magmar and Scyther so unoriginal. He won the tourney last
week because my friend Bob forgot to lass him, so he thinks he's gonna
win again. This game takes me a little longer with me seeing two
Jigglypuffs and a Scyther but I reduced his hand to nothing and had
control of the board the entire game. Mid game he stalled a little with
lickitung geting like five heads in a row which was lame but I drew a
late game double slashing for the win.
Record 3-0

Round Four
Swoll vs. Bob H.
This is a good friend of mine and he has beat me more times than I have
beat him. He played an attacking Magmar deck that with Brock's Ryhorn
(the rare one) to take care of Buzz's. I went first and oaked, billed
and wrathed for all the cards I needed and edged all of his pokes. After
the first edge he pulls another basic which made me start billing and
stuff angain to finish him off. At this point I am getting tired of my
deck because it is so cheap but it is winning so I could care less.
Record 4-0

Round Five *FINALS*
Swoll vs. Justin
This is another Jabroni that was trying to get his revenge because he
hasn't played me since the pre release tourney in which I beat him by
one point to get the packs. He was playing Rocket Scyther, Scyther, and
Ditto.
He started with two Dittos and me with a Lonely Chansey. I went first
and RSAed everything but got tails on all my traps! I edged one Ditto
then retreated next turn for a Syther koing it then retreated and edged
again promoting Scyther for the win.

Props and Slops
Props to me for winning the tourney and laying the smack down
Props to Bob for letting me use a trap and being a cool guy
Props to Vince and Corey for trading good with me and being a cool guy
Props to the chineesse food cook for making good food
Props to my Mama for giving me a ride both ways and money

Slops to Methane Man for being stupid
Slops to Bob for saying my deck sucked even after kicking his a**
Slops to Tom for trying not to give me a prize because I was too loud
Slops to Mike for giving me Gym Heros even though I wanted Magic
Slops to Jon for being a sore loser
Slops to Colin for being poor and not being able to have a good magic
deck
SLops to Billal for throwing a stink bomb and being banned from Hero's
Slops to Crispy for coming back after 2 months and sucking it up in
pokemon and magic
Slops to Justin for being friends with Adam
Slops to Joey for not being original
Slops to Ray for ripping little kids off and selling their cards online
Slops to anyone that copies this deck

Thanx for listening from Swoll
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