Mezzed Haymaker By Colin

                Hey Pojo,I went to brain snacks:books and such
in Downers grove Illinois, 33 people attended and thats pretty much it....
ON WITH THE REPORT!

3 Surges Electabuzz - great for dealing heavy damage in later game,try not to
pick one up in th opening hand though..
3 Jungle Scyther - A tough fast solid pokemon great card.
3 Fossil Ditto - Kinda risky but can be great in many situations.
3 Fossil Magmar - Basically just to beat my freind who has Scythers and not
Mag...
3 Super energy removal
3 Item finder
2 Scoop up
2 Comp. search
2 Sabrinas gaze
3 Professor oak
3 Nightly garbage run
3 Plus power
3 Energy removal
3 Bill
3 Gust of wind (Gerhardt informed me their was an error on this card....The D)
7 Electric
7 Fire
4 D.C.E.
                                                           Report

Round 1 Me vs. Chris Cinnet  With 5 minuet staller

I start with Ditto and Scyther on the bench,He has Base Electabuzz out
Chansey,and Abra on the bench.I go first, i Bill to get a fire and a Pluspower
I know to get rid of Abra first,so I gust for him, then attach a fire to
Ditto and shock with Pluspower,he faints.
His turn he sends out Electabuzz and removals me, puts down another abra and
gives me the turn.
My turn. I Sabrinas gaze,then i get a D.c.e. a Scoop and a lightning
I attach D.C.E. to Ditto and Punch him with tails....
He draws a card evolves abra and attaches a lightning to Buzz and Shocks me
without parylyzation.
I attach a lightning to Scyther and Punch him with tails...
His turn,once again evols kadabra to Alakazam and attaches a psychic to Buzz
and Swaps Electabuzz damage to Chansey and thunder punches with heads...I
super him and get a D.C.E and attach it to Scyther He keeps swaping a
Scooping and we aventialy Tie.....
                        Record  0-1-0

Round 2 Some kid   With Charizard deck

 He wins the flip i start with an electabuzz and he has a Charmander He
attaches a lighting and scratches me
I oak with 3 Electric in my hand then i attach a lightning to buzz and charge.
He scratches me again for 10 points of damage ::is fun talking like a magic
player::
i discharge for 60 damage and win...quick round....
                       Record  1-1-0
Betwenn rounds: Well since that was short i had time to like buy stuff like
that and watch other people play..I noticed someone who looked unstoppable
with a rain dance.Shawn Bernackie-I was trying my best not to face him.....

Round 3 vs. Ed Barret he`s 10 Years old with a sweat haymaker i`ve only
beaten once....

He go`s first I have a Scyther active and Magmar benched he has Hitmonchan
And another Hitmonchan....
He Bills and jabs me. LoL
I Removal him, then attach a lightning to Scyther and give him the turn.
He attaches a fighting then gust for Magmar then jabs
I scoop up Magmar And send out Scyther Then Oak i attach a D.C.E. to Scyther
And Slach him.
He puts down a base Buzz attaches a Lightning and gives me the turn.
I removal his Buzz then slach with Plus power.
He brings up Buzz and shocks with Parylization.
I put Ditto down and Item findered for scoop up then i use it and send out
Ditto
And attach a Double collerless and thunder punch with heads.
He thunder punches me with tails.
My turn I thunder shock with pluspower,we run out of time I have more Prizes
I win.
 What a  releif!
                         Record 2-1-0
Round 4 vs. a girl with a poor haymaker.
I start with Magmar and Scyther on the bench i go first she has scyther.
I attach a fire and smoke screen her.
She attaches  a grass and Dances.
I removal her attach a fire and smog with Plus power for the win..

 Record 3-1-0
 
Round 5 vs. Evil raindance kid who I fear....
I start with Scyther out and Buzz on bench i go first
he has Squirtle and Articuno on bench and Mistys Tentacruel out.
I attach a lightning, retreat then send out Buzz and gust for squirtle
i discharge with tails
He attaches a water to squirtle and bubles with no parilyzation,
I attach a lightning and discharge with tails....
he breeds to Blastoise Oaks attaches waters to brazillian
Faints me with plus power. i bring up scyther and attach a fire
He item finders for pluspower and Pumps for the win...

Record 3-1-1

Round 6 vs. My Arch enemy Actually best friend who i`ve never beaten, Joe
Brom...

I start with Buzz and he has a Buzz out and a Surges Buzz benched.
I start attach a lightning and oak then charge.
He attaches a lightning and removals me,then shocks with no parylization.
I attach a lightning and discharge I get 2 heads  for 60 damage
He attaches a psychic and Punches me with tails.
He brings up His Other Buzz.
I attach a lightning and charge.
He Supers me then punches with tails.
I removal him,then item finder for removal and use it on Buzz then attach a
lightning and discharge with two heads for the win.
Icouldnt help myself from laghing! it was the greatest feeling...
Record 4-1-1
Well i got 4th place and got $8 Joe got 6th and good Old Ed got 5th..
Suprisingly, Chris got 3rd, and Shawn Bernackie got 1st even though he lost
to an 8 year old,which was Chris` little Brother who ended up getting
2nd...Joe Brom went home with a Sowwer face and didnt say Goodbye...(I had
just slepped over at his house)
  He`s not used to losing....
I just wanted to say about 75% of the reason I come to the tournaments is
because
of Jason Klaczynski and Alex Brouso and their Gerhardt jokes....

Props and slops.

Props: To Brainsnacks for holdind the turnie
Props: To Darrin for running the tournament so well
Props: To Ed Barret for being bad that day
Props  To me for doing good
              Slops
Slops: To Joe for being a bad sport
Slops: To the fat red hed who swears to much (shawn bernackie)
Slops: For Jason Ans Alex not being their
Slops: To Scott Gerhardt and his sick pranks (im still trying to scrape my dog out dog the dryer)

<ed note:  What did I do? *g* -Scott>

                            See ya Pojo.
           Ps. I mean no disrespect to Gerhardt)
                   
                      Colin Peterik
                     DmnSlyerKBH@aol.com
                       Yeah SUCK LIKE A FOX!!!