Place: Intergalactic Traders, Houston, TX
Deck
Used: Dumped v1.3
Date: 6-17-00
Number
of People: Roughly
22 People
Hiya Pojo people! I decided to
use my new deck I call.... *drumroll, breaks drum*, S@#T!!,
that was my dads! Well my new deck is called *fanfare* DUMPED!!!
Now don't get some kinda funny idea about the name of this deck alright if you
know what I mean. I went to a League Meet at Intergalactic Traders
in....*fanfare* Houston, TX!!! I don't know why I had that fanfare, I just
thought it gave my report a little "zing". Now, I just made this deck
and I've battled my friend Clayton, I always beat him and his brother Max. So,
my friend is a great player and since my deck did great against him I figured
it'd do great in the Meet. I didn't w! in
Pokemon
2x Machop
1 Rocket and 1 Base, I'm not sure
which one is better. I was gonna pick the Rocket since its on a higher level,
both are great, I'm not using 3 because I have to save deck space and mainly my
deck focuses on Wigglytuff. But I need to say something, everytime I get one of
these damn things in play it never dies, god damnit it never dies!!! Its
invincible, hehe.
2x Dark Machoke
Drag Off, Knock
Back, hmm.... what to do what to do. He's a built in Gust of Wind that damages
and crap. Against a Flying Pokemon? No prob, but Knock back, why does it do more
damage? Thats because your opponent chooses!! So only do it when your opponent
has like 2 Pokemon on his/her bench that aren't resistant to Fighting so you can
"Knock Back 'em out" Or just Drag Off and take out that Jigglypuff.
1x Dark
Machamp
Hey, Mega Punch +
PlusPower x 2 = Dead Opponent's Wigglytuff combo is good enough. But this
4-Armed Frankenstein can Fling your opponent to their last remaining Pokemon
with no Energy, Magikarp.........
1x
Scyther
Swords Dance,
Slash, Swords Dance, Slash, ack... I have cottonmouth. Tired of that? Well just
slash with this Scyther since there are no Grass energy in the deck.This guy is
resistant to Fighting which'll pretty much take care of Hitmonchan and all those
gayish Haymaker Pokemon. Just wach out for Fossil Magmar. He'll fry your butt
before you can say, "Pizza Hut", if Scyther has one that is.
1x Hitmonchan
Hey, whats a deck
with no Haymaker-ish Pokemon? This dude is for backup, you know when your 3
Tuff's are knocked out (which is impossible) Or you can just use it to kill the
Enemy Tuffs. Jab, Jab, ouch. Special Punch, Special Punch, Emergency Room.
4x Jigglypuff
Alright, Lullaby and Pound
are both very good 1st Turn attacks but this Balloon is gonna hafta evolve to my
friend....
3x WIGGLYTUFF
(duh) Trainers 4x Prof.
Oak Draw 2 cards. Draw
2 Cards. Draw 2 cards. Draw 2 cards. Damn, out of Bills. Yes! More BILL! Or
more PlusPower, either way, it still is useful. Now, what if you
don't have Dark Machamp? Wutcha gonna do? Wutcha gonna do if you can't evolve
your Dark Machoke to Dark Machamp so then you won't be able to Fling your
opponent to death! Hey, this card is
like an Energy Retrieval, but you can't get the cards in your hand as quick.
Plus, you can get Pokemon hehe. Get back that Dark Machamp you discarded with
Prof.Oak. Sneak Attack is
much much better. But you can use Lass in emergencys,ouch! No more trainers...
wait a minute, I mean. No more trainers! Ouch.... Facing a 70 HP
Pokemon? Just attach it to Tuff and let your opponent cry and run to his/her
mommy. Scoop up that
nearly dead Puff or Hitmonchan. Then laugh like a Mental Patient.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (or laugh like Ross Perot) What would fit a
deck better than a Gust of Wind. Works great with everybody! I have Proof! Wigglytuff: Get out
weak Pokemon Ditto: Get out
Psychic Pokemon, not Mr.Mime Dark Machamp: Get
ready to get your opponent's Alakazam out so he can't Swap Damage, FLING!!!!! Alright, you should know what this
Trainer is freakin for. Look above. When the guy has one card left in his hand,
and hopefully its not an Oak...... ^_^ Energy 4x Double
Colorless Energy 2nd Battle: I forgot Victim No.3 Some kid with Buzz cut,
glasses, and had a Haymaker Victim No.4 Kid
with hairy arms who wore sandals and had some sorta Grass deck. 2nd Battle: I had Ditto as Active,
him Zubat, he also had Bulbasaur on bench. Again I will summarize it, his
rushing habit was still there. Damn. It was pretty annoying. I attached a DCE to
Ditto and then I Leech Lifed healing zero since I went first like always. I also
had Scyther, and Jiggly on bench. He retreated his Zubat and got out another
Zubat which he soon powered up and evolved yo Golbat. So, we kept Leech Lifing
until he got ahead by using a Potion. I then remember leaving him with 20 HP. He
leech lifed and then I retreated, sent out Scyther and Slashed for the kill.
Then he sent out Bulbasaur... I had PlusPower........ I win. I walked around
like a little boy lost at a Retailer Store with my deck and counters, I decided
to buy a couple boosters which I got Holo Here Comes Team Rocket, Holo Dark
Slowbro, and Non-Holo Dark Vileplume. Hmm... both of the Here Comes Team Rocket
cards in one day. Since I only battle, I'm deciding to sell my HCTR cards since
I don't collect. I just get good cards. I then decided to play a couple of dice
games where I roll like 4 dice, and then I see my prize. Every time I try this I
get at least one great prize. Last time, a Magazine, today I got a Pokedex,man.
But then I tried again, got stickers! Just one more number and I could've gotten
1st edition Holo Fossil Dragonite! But then I tried again, one last time, and
got. *fanfare* JAPANESE HOLO GENGAR! The perfect card for my new Stall deck.
Wow, so far I've gotten 4 Gengars. 2 Jap. ones, 1 Holo, and one Non. Hey who's
that? ! Looks like an opponent. Great!
Victim No.5 Some
guy with tons of holos who had a sister follow him around and say comments like,
"That card you discarded would be useful at this time" with a Damage
Swap deck with no Psychic Pokemon except a Rocket Abra. 2nd Battle: Okay, this battle was long. He kept SERing my Tuffs
and some kids started saying, "oooooooo" every time he did that. My
Chan killed most of his Pokemon and I had one prize, he had 6. Well at this
point I knew I was gonna win. I remember filling up my bench, killing Rocket
Abras. Scooping Up about 3 times because of Item Finder, the Scooped Up Pokemon
were Jigglypuff, and Hitmonchan. I eventually Powere up Chan, and Tuff. I
remember my last prize was won because I gusted out his Scyther, Item Finded a
PlusPower and then KO'd it. That will teach him not to mess with Dumped. This match was like
freakin fuzzy. I can't remember crap except that I KO'd his Rocket Dratini with
something. I just no I beat him. I'm not even sure it's the Redneck's brother! There, check out
mine, my friend Drunk Demon made me it. Cool huh. Oops! forgot my Props and
Slops! Props to: Intergalactic
Traders Pojo The Nice Players Slops to: The bad people Guys that bash archetypes. Before you go, say bye to my nice little Pokemon. Alright you Pojo People, you guys can e-mail me at pokemon_trainer_jason@yahoo.com
about comments, decks, cards, strategies. Hate mail is also amusing. Well, seeya
guys. Read my articles! --Jason Ketchum the only SANE Ketchum Family Member PS: GOOD LUCK!
My little portable Pokemon KOer
guy, uh... the most famous Pokemon on America's Most Wanted. Well, he just kills
all these Pokemon. He risked his life to leave a Blastoise Fully Pumped for
60 with... 10 HP!!! *sniff* I won anyways cuz I had another Tuff on my bench.
2x Ditto
Two words... two... Got Charizard?
(many people don't use him so I'll change it do) Got Promo Mewtwo? or Got Dark
Alakzam? or Got Kadabra? And the ! Psychic Pokemon list goes on and

What kinda deck doesn't have
Oak? Excluding Mullie Mew, Stall, and all those decks made by retards.
4x Bill
3x Item
Finder
3x Comp.
Search
2x Energy
Retrieval
I rarely ever use this card. I always
have plenty of energy. PLENTY. But I have it here just... in... case...
1x Nightly
Garbage Run
2x Lass/Rocket's
Sneak Attack
3x PlusPower
2x Scoop
Up
3x Gust
of Wind
Jigglypuff: Get out Mime
Scyther, Hitmonchan, Machop: Same as
above
Dark Machoke: He IS a Gust of Wind
1x TR's
Trap
Translation: Flip a coin, if heads
choose 3 random cards from your opponent's hand. Then shuffle the deck.
Now, this is one badass Trainer I
got from one badass friend. With
an Imposter Oak's Revenge, this guy can give the opponent one card left in his
deck.
1x Imposter Oak's Revenge
11x Fighting
Energy
The Strategy:
Get Tuff on turn to, or as fast as possible. Then, power up your bench and
especially the Star Dark Machamp and Gust of Wind out Pokemon that have like 4
energy attached and just Fling leaving the last Pokemon alive. One very very
lonely Magikarp. But Beware Kadabra.
When the other guy even looks like he's powering up a Power Psychic Pokemon.
Just Gust, and Fling. If you start the game and your opponent looks like he's
constipated. Then think, "Yay, I'm gonna win..." Plus, a good
expression you should use is to look like you're constipated, or you have
stomach cramps and ran out ot Pepto Bismol. Then your Cocky opponent will be
careles! s and then he will look constipat
THE
BORING LECTURE EVERY REPORT HAS
2nd Battle: He forfeit.
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Victim
No.2 Preston I think with some deck, can't remember. wait no, Grass deck.
All
I remember about this guy is that I kept his hand to about 2 cards. I wasted a
TR's Sneak Attack. I KO'd his Pokemon quickly. He said that he had 4 Venusaur's
in his deck. I said my deck was a Turbo Tuff, same thing with most of the other
people, but they said, "ok...." or "what's that?" Hmm....
players these days. Most of the people said, "You called your deck
Dumped?" After I beat him, he said that he might switch to Fighting and
have a similar deck like mine. I asked him how long did it take him to get
all those badges up to the Marsh badge. He said it took a year, he asked what
badges I had, I said none, this was my first time at a Leauge Meet. He was
shocked, I also lied and then told ! the truth about how I learned to&
I started off with Scyther and him Farfetch'd with no bench. My bench of course,
Jigglypuff. My hand was a C. Search, a PlusPower, and a couple energies.
Perfect. He attached a DCE and did not attack. I attached a fighting to Scyther
and did nothing. He then attached energy and still no bench and then did Pot
Smash. 30 damage, I attached a PlusPower, attached DCE, C. Searched for
PlusPower, and attached it. I win. I remember a Machop there some where but I
took care of it with Scyther.
Hmm... I sat down and waited for another Challenger/Victim. I thought about the
idiots there who used Charizard. I then had this funny picture inside my head.
Hmm...
funny. Oh wait, someone's walking up to me.
Redneck. Well anyway, I started with
Jiggly, Hitmonchan. I put Chan as active. He had a Nidoran female as active and
2 Pinsirs. He did everything all fast like he was in a hurry to get Willy
Wonka's golden tickets. Let me summarize the whole thing. This guy like just
learned how to play or something. I mean he kept forgetting to draw a card, he
did stuff when it was still my turn, and never paid attention. He evolved his
Nidoran into Nidorina so it could last a little longer with a powered Chan in
play. I had a fully pumped Wigglytuff and tons of benched Pokemon. I think I
retreated Chan sent out Tuff and KO'd the Pinsir. This match was boring. Hey,
the next one is more exciting.
YOU WANT SOME OF DIS?

I start out with a Hitmonchan,
Puff, and Tuff in hand. I benched Chan. I went first like always. But before I
say stuff, this guy didn't want me to use a quarter, I had to use this friggin
die. He said he was afraid the quarter might scratch his holos even though he
had Ultra-Pro Black Shield deck protectors on every single card! Me too, but
mines are Green shield. Okay uh...my baby sister has like chunked a silver
dollar at my 1st Edition Charizard with no cover and nothing happend. Well, f!
irst I screamed and hit the wall. Then I looked at the card, nothi
What
a nice trainer. Hmm... another person wants to challenge the only undefeated
guy.


