Place: Intergalactic Traders, Houston, TX

Deck UsedDumped v1.3

Date: 6-17-00    

Number of People:   Roughly 22 People

Hiya Pojo people! I decided to use my new deck I call.... *drumroll, breaks drum*, S@#T!!, that was my dads! Well my new deck is called *fanfare* DUMPED!!! Now don't get some kinda funny idea about the name of this deck alright if you know what I mean. I went to a League Meet at Intergalactic Traders in....*fanfare* Houston, TX!!! I don't know why I had that fanfare, I just thought it gave my report a little "zing". Now, I just made this deck and I've battled my friend Clayton, I always beat him and his brother Max. So, my friend is a great player and since my deck did great against him I figured it'd do great in the Meet. I didn't w! in Dumped v1.3




Pokemon



2x Machop
1 Rocket and 1 Base, I'm not sure which one is better. I was gonna pick the Rocket since its on a higher level, both are great, I'm not using 3 because I have to save deck space and mainly my deck focuses on Wigglytuff. But I need to say something, everytime I get one of these damn things in play it never dies, god damnit it never dies!!! Its invincible, hehe.




2x Dark Machoke




Drag Off, Knock Back, hmm.... what to do what to do. He's a built in Gust of Wind that damages and crap. Against a Flying Pokemon? No prob, but Knock back, why does it do more damage? Thats because your opponent chooses!! So only do it when your opponent has like 2 Pokemon on his/her bench that aren't resistant to Fighting so you can "Knock Back 'em out" Or just Drag Off and take out that Jigglypuff.

1x Dark Machamp

Hey, Mega Punch + PlusPower x 2 = Dead Opponent's Wigglytuff combo is good enough. But this 4-Armed Frankenstein can Fling your opponent to their last remaining Pokemon with no Energy, Magikarp.........

1x Scyther


Swords Dance, Slash, Swords Dance, Slash, ack... I have cottonmouth. Tired of that? Well just slash with this Scyther since there are no Grass energy in the deck.This guy is resistant to Fighting which'll pretty much take care of Hitmonchan and all those gayish Haymaker Pokemon. Just wach out for Fossil Magmar. He'll fry your butt before you can say, "Pizza Hut", if Scyther has one that is.

1x Hitmonchan

Hey, whats a deck with no Haymaker-ish Pokemon? This dude is for backup, you know when your 3 Tuff's are knocked out (which is impossible) Or you can just use it to kill the Enemy Tuffs. Jab, Jab, ouch. Special Punch, Special Punch, Emergency Room.

4x Jigglypuff

Alright, Lullaby and Pound are both very good 1st Turn attacks but this Balloon is gonna hafta evolve to my friend....

3x WIGGLYTUFF (duh)

My little portable Pokemon KOer guy, uh... the most famous Pokemon on America's Most Wanted. Well, he just kills all these Pokemon. He risked his life to leave a Blastoise Fully Pumped for 60 with... 10 HP!!! *sniff* I won anyways cuz I had another Tuff on my bench.

2x Ditto

Two words... two... Got Charizard? (many people don't use him so I'll change it do) Got Promo Mewtwo? or Got Dark Alakzam? or Got Kadabra? And the ! Psychic Pokemon list goes on and

Trainers


 



       


4x Prof. Oak
What kinda deck doesn't have Oak? Excluding Mullie Mew, Stall, and all those decks made by retards.

4x Bill

Draw 2 cards. Draw 2 Cards. Draw 2 cards. Draw 2 cards. Damn, out of Bills.

3x Item Finder


Yes! More BILL! Or more PlusPower, either way, it still is useful.

3x Comp. Search


Now, what if you don't have Dark Machamp? Wutcha gonna do? Wutcha gonna do if you can't evolve your Dark Machoke to Dark Machamp so then you won't be able to Fling your opponent to death!

2x Energy Retrieval

I rarely ever use this card. I always have plenty of energy. PLENTY. But I have it here just... in... case...

1x Nightly Garbage Run



Hey, this card is like an Energy Retrieval, but you can't get the cards in your hand as quick. Plus, you can get Pokemon hehe. Get back that Dark Machamp you discarded with Prof.Oak.

2x Lass/Rocket's Sneak Attack


Sneak Attack is much much better. But you can use Lass in emergencys,ouch! No more trainers... wait a minute, I mean. No more trainers! Ouch....

3x PlusPower



Facing a 70 HP Pokemon? Just attach it to Tuff and let your opponent cry and run to his/her mommy.

2x Scoop Up


Scoop up that nearly dead Puff or Hitmonchan. Then laugh like a Mental Patient. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (or laugh like Ross Perot)

3x Gust of Wind



What would fit a deck better than a Gust of Wind. Works great with everybody! I have Proof!
Jigglypuff: Get out Mime


Wigglytuff: Get out weak Pokemon

Scyther, Hitmonchan, Machop: Same as above



Ditto: Get out Psychic Pokemon, not Mr.Mime

Dark Machoke: He IS a Gust of Wind


Dark Machamp: Get ready to get your opponent's Alakazam out so he can't Swap Damage, FLING!!!!!

1x  TR's Trap
Translation: Flip a coin, if heads choose 3 random cards from your opponent's hand. Then shuffle the deck.  Now, this is one badass Trainer I got from one badass friend. With an Imposter Oak's Revenge, this guy can give the opponent one card left in his deck.

1x Imposter Oak's Revenge


Alright, you should know what this Trainer is freakin for. Look above. When the guy has one card left in his hand, and hopefully its not an Oak...... ^_^



Energy

11x Fighting Energy




4x Double Colorless Energy


The Strategy: Get Tuff on turn to, or as fast as possible. Then, power up your bench and especially the Star Dark Machamp and Gust of Wind out Pokemon that have like 4 energy attached and just Fling leaving the last Pokemon alive. One very very lonely Magikarp. But Beware Kadabra. When the other guy even looks like he's powering up a Power Psychic Pokemon. Just Gust, and Fling. If you start the game and your opponent looks like he's constipated. Then think, "Yay, I'm gonna win..." Plus, a good expression you should use is to look like you're constipated, or you have stomach cramps and ran out ot Pepto Bismol. Then your Cocky opponent will be careles! s and then he will look constipat


THE BORING LECTURE EVERY REPORT HAS

Now, my deck was made, and updated by me, Jason Ketchum. If I ever, ever, see a report with the name Dumped on it, and at the bottom it didn't say, Props to Jason Ketchum for making the deck. I will hunt you down, and drag your relative/friend out of his/her house in the middle of the night, and burn their houses down. Then I will write, "Jason was here" on your TV set with a can of spray paint. Hopefully, I'm the only Jason Ketchum in this world and I won't be fined/arrested. Now, I battled around 10 times. I remained undefeated like always with a deck that had something "special" about it. Last time I used Stall, now Turbo Tuff / Anti- Turbo Tuff. Oh yeah one! more thing, NONE of my opponents got even ONE prize. Now.... on t put it at the bottom of his deck and took a different card, and repeatedly did the same thing until he got an energy, attached an energy to Grimer, and did Nasty Goo with no paralysis.. I drew a fighting energy attached it do Tuff. Retreated scyther, searched for an Oak, and prepared to use it since I had to save my DCES. I did 20 damage with Do the Wave. His turn, well, lemme summarize this, he gept Nasty Gooin me, if it was tails he said it wasn't a flip and flipped again. He kept keeping parakyzed while I powered up my freakin bench and then it was his turn. He did Nasty Goo, flipped (a real good one) and then it was tails. He had 3 energy into him so he would have Muk ready just in case he got one. I was left with 40 HP and KO'd his Grimer. Drew a TR's Trap or something. His only benched PKMN was just one lonely Paras. You know what happend next of course.

2nd Battle: He forfeit.




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Victim No.2 Preston I think with some deck, can't remember. wait no, Grass deck.
All I remember about this guy is that I kept his hand to about 2 cards. I wasted a TR's Sneak Attack. I KO'd his Pokemon quickly. He said that he had 4 Venusaur's in his deck. I said my deck was a Turbo Tuff, same thing with most of the other people, but they said, "ok...." or "what's that?" Hmm.... players these days. Most of the people said, "You called your deck Dumped?" After I beat him, he said that he might switch to Fighting and have a similar deck like mine. I asked him how long did it take him to get all those badges up to the Marsh badge. He said it took a year, he asked what badges I had, I said none, this was my first time at a Leauge Meet. He was shocked, I also lied and then told ! the truth about how I learned to&

2nd Battle: I forgot




Victim No.3 Some kid with Buzz cut, glasses, and had a Haymaker
I started off with Scyther and him Farfetch'd with no bench. My bench of course, Jigglypuff. My hand was a C. Search, a PlusPower, and a couple energies. Perfect. He attached a DCE and did not attack. I attached a fighting to Scyther and did nothing. He then attached energy and still no bench and then did Pot Smash. 30 damage, I attached a PlusPower, attached DCE, C. Searched for PlusPower, and attached it. I win. I remember a Machop there some where but I took care of it with Scyther.

2nd Battle: He had 4 bench, and one active. Leaving him with 2 cards in hand. I said I had a Misty's Challenge which allowed him to draw 2 car! ds at the start and he did. I hadhat my deck can do to a Haymaker.

Hmm... I sat down and waited for another Challenger/Victim. I thought about the idiots there who used Charizard. I then had this funny picture inside my head.






 Hmm... funny. Oh wait, someone's walking up to me.




Victim No.4 Kid with hairy arms who wore sandals and had some sorta Grass deck.
Redneck. Well anyway, I started with Jiggly, Hitmonchan. I put Chan as active. He had a Nidoran female as active and 2 Pinsirs. He did everything all fast like he was in a hurry to get Willy Wonka's golden tickets. Let me summarize the whole thing. This guy like just learned how to play or something. I mean he kept forgetting to draw a card, he did stuff when it was still my turn, and never paid attention. He evolved his Nidoran into Nidorina so it could last a little longer with a powered Chan in play. I had a fully pumped Wigglytuff and tons of benched Pokemon. I think I retreated Chan sent out Tuff and KO'd the Pinsir. This match was boring. Hey, the next one is more exciting.




2nd Battle: I had Ditto as Active, him Zubat, he also had Bulbasaur on bench. Again I will summarize it, his rushing habit was still there. Damn. It was pretty annoying. I attached a DCE to Ditto and then I Leech Lifed healing zero since I went first like always. I also had Scyther, and Jiggly on bench. He retreated his Zubat and got out another Zubat which he soon powered up and evolved yo Golbat. So, we kept Leech Lifing until he got ahead by using a Potion. I then remember leaving him with 20 HP. He leech lifed and then I retreated, sent out Scyther and Slashed for the kill. Then he sent out Bulbasaur... I had PlusPower........ I win.

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I walked around like a little boy lost at a Retailer Store with my deck and counters, I decided to buy a couple boosters which I got Holo Here Comes Team Rocket, Holo Dark Slowbro, and Non-Holo Dark Vileplume. Hmm... both of the Here Comes Team Rocket cards in one day. Since I only battle, I'm deciding to sell my HCTR cards since I don't collect. I just get good cards. I then decided to play a couple of dice games where I roll like 4 dice, and then I see my prize. Every time I try this I get at least one great prize. Last time, a Magazine, today I got a Pokedex,man. But then I tried again, got stickers! Just one more number and I could've gotten 1st edition Holo Fossil Dragonite! But then I tried again, one last time, and got. *fanfare* JAPANESE HOLO GENGAR! The perfect card for my new Stall deck. Wow, so far I've gotten 4 Gengars. 2 Jap. ones, 1 Holo, and one Non. Hey who's that? ! Looks like an opponent. Great! Victim No.5 Some guy with tons of holos who had a sister follow him around and say comments like, "That card you discarded would be useful at this time" with a Damage Swap deck with no Psychic Pokemon except a Rocket Abra.
I start out with a Hitmonchan, Puff, and Tuff in hand. I benched Chan. I went first like always. But before I say stuff, this guy didn't want me to use a quarter, I had to use this friggin die. He said he was afraid the quarter might scratch his holos even though he had Ultra-Pro Black Shield deck protectors on every single card! Me too, but mines are Green shield. Okay uh...my baby sister has like chunked a silver dollar at my 1st Edition Charizard with no cover and nothing happend. Well, f! irst I screamed and hit the wall. Then I looked at the card, nothi

2nd Battle: Okay, this battle was long. He kept SERing my Tuffs and some kids started saying, "oooooooo" every time he did that. My Chan killed most of his Pokemon and I had one prize, he had 6. Well at this point I knew I was gonna win. I remember filling up my bench, killing Rocket Abras. Scooping Up about 3 times because of Item Finder, the Scooped Up Pokemon were Jigglypuff, and Hitmonchan. I eventually Powere up Chan, and Tuff. I remember my last prize was won because I gusted out his Scyther, Item Finded a PlusPower and then KO'd it. That will teach him not to mess with Dumped.




 What a nice trainer. Hmm... another person wants to challenge the only undefeated guy.

Victim No. 6 The redneck's brother




This match was like freakin fuzzy. I can't remember crap except that I KO'd his Rocket Dratini with something. I just no I beat him. I'm not even sure it's the Redneck's brother!

Well Pojo People. Jason Ketchum is once again, signing off. I had a great time at the League Meet. Oh yeah, this is the first one I've ever been to. Pretty impressive huh. Well, after the matches everyone there knew who I was and didn't want to battle me. This kid was like saying, "No I don't wanna battle me, you gotta problem?" I should have tore up his Alakazam or something but I'm not a bad person...... most of the time. I went around trading some cards, got another Chansey, thats 4. Also got me a Dark Charizard and some other card. Let's see, now according to my book, I need 5 more wins to win my Misty's Challenge thing, and 15 more w! ins to get my Boulder Badge, 3 mo





There, check out mine, my friend Drunk Demon made me it. Cool huh. Oops! forgot my Props and Slops!





Props to:



Intergalactic Traders



Pojo



The Nice Players



Slops to:



The bad people



Guys that bash archetypes.



Before you go, say bye to my nice little Pokemon.





Alright you Pojo People, you guys can e-mail me at pokemon_trainer_jason@yahoo.com about comments, decks, cards, strategies. Hate mail is also amusing. Well, seeya guys. Read my articles!


--Jason Ketchum the only SANE Ketchum Family Member


PS: GOOD LUCK!