The Blastoise
Project: A Parody
         By RichWinrick


       On December 11,1999, only a half a month until the year 2000 Richard
Winrick of Altoona Pennsylvania went to the toys r us league like every other
weekend except this weekend was different.  He went into the toys r us hoping
to find the mysterious Blastoise that was needed for his water deck.  He
heard stories how the blastoise lived in the toys r us aisles  where little
rich kids had 4 of them each. He ventured in their hoping to come out alive
with one. Not knowing the fate that was in his future that he would never
come out and never be found again. His mother that always waited outside the
store to pick him up told authorities that he went in at nine and never came
out at eleven.  Did the blastoise take him too?  Tommy Little of Atoona, PA
Told the police and FBI that he went with and lost track of him while their. 
But later that night they found his cards and his pokemon  pokedex that
recorded what happen.  When thay did find all of that they found a blastoise
card that read: BEWARE ANYONE WHO SEARCHES FOR THE BLASTOISE WILL HAVE THE
SAME FATE AS THE BOY TODAY!!!  So we will read some of the events that
happened that day.

First Log
While i was searching for the Blastoise I came upon a kid with a water deck
that said he knew where it could be found but he would only tell if i fought
him and beat him.  So we fought he got a squirtle on the first turn and laid
a energy down.  I got lapras and laid water energy on it anddid ten with me
alreday damaged the kid put a wartortle down and a double coloress energy and
bit me for 40.  I then put another energy down and hoping the confuse ray
would work for if it didnt i would lose.  So i flipped and got head he was
confused and i won the game  because of just water gunnig the kid the
confusion won me another game.

Second log
After the defeating of that kid walked around the store some more and found
the card kid who had all these great cards but a terrible deck thats what the
water deck kid told me to go see that maybe he had the answer i was looking
for.  So we talked and he would tell me if i beat him . ( this reminds me of
when in the pokemon game where the kids would let you go if you beat them) So
we fought  I got out my articuno and laid a energy down.  He had a green deck
and put down a bulbasaur and grass energy. Laid another water he put down
another grass and leech seeded me for 20,  I put another water and freeze
dried him and paralyzed him. he full healed and did another twent but he
couldnt win now for i did blizzard and knocked him out with a 5th turn kill.

Third log
The card kid told me to see the rich little fat kid who had the blastoise i
needed .  I searched for the kid until finally i saw him pulling out the
blastoise from a case.  He said you need another blaastoise i got him right
here  you beat me and we will make a deal about trading the card the
blastoise project: a parody would be over if i could get the  card .  I put
down a squirtle and put a energy on him and did bubble and didnt  paralyzed
his magikarp and he then put a water on him and did flail for twent but he
didnt know about the wartortle in may hand and my double colorless energy and
knocked him out for a third straight active pokemon kill.  I didnt know how
that happened may because of the blastoise or just because of my deck. i
didnt know how but iwon and got the blastoi..............................

This is where the pokedex ends and know one nows how he disappeared and the
blastoise the project is a case closed .

Pokemon
3 Blastoise
4 wartortle
4 squirtle
4 ditto
2 lapras
2 articuno

trainers
4 pokemon breeder
3 computer searches
1 gust of wind
3 prof.oak

energy
24 water
4 double colorless

So the  story ends without a  trace of Richard Winrick andgoing 3-0  and
losing his whereabouts in toys r us the Blastoise project : a parody  his a
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