Hey y'all boyz and girlz.  This is Hamsterjon again.  I've been
tryin' to rise up the Speedrill deck. It t'was the the 7th of December on a
nice mild winter night. Plus, our Pokemon League now has a new Gym
Leader:Jason. He's like 21-22 years old and has a loose tongue and temper.
He's cool wit' me, although I didn't get the time to play him. After being
finally convinced by myself that this deck is ready. I still don't like the
fact that' they're only 10 basics in this deck, but I haven't gotten 'nuff
time. I decided to bring to the world.Because of the rush of gettin' this
report done, and the craze of the last report, i've held off the guests of
the report. But if you wanna know the list of candidates, here it is:
Satan,Bob(yeah, Chipmunk's friend),Horny Matt,The Green Giant,and the Rock(
yeah, i'm a WWF fan, so what?)
I'm gonna tune this deck over the
Anyways, here's da deck, then da report.

Behold, the almighty Speedrill:
Pokemon:A very low amount :(  it's 15 right now,i'll raise it next time..
4 Weedles
2 Kakunas
3 Beedrills
3 Electabuzzes
2 Scythers(yeah, i'm still lookin' for another one)
1 Kangaskhan

Energy:(I've been tweaking it for awhile, and I still can't get it the way I
want it to be) i've 23 energies, for now...
12 Grasses
9 Electric
2 DBC

Trainers: I've gotta get this ratio down...(sigh) it's an evolution deck wit'
22 of theez!
4 Bills
2 Oaks
3 Gust of Winds
2 Energy Removals
2 SER
2 Breeders
2 Comp Searches
1 Energy Search
2 Energy Retrievals
2 Scoop Ups
    Summary: Most of these players are youngsters with inexperience.  Some
just didn't get the draws they needed to keep up.

Round 1: Alex w/Fire and Water
    Yep, he's a youngster.  He wuz just simply preventing me from finishing
the game too early. I simply let 'Buzz sit out there and killed off anything
that wuz in front of it. His Squirtles got a paralyze on 'Buzz once or twice,
but no major setbacks. I also got a kill on his li'l Dratini and Ninetales. I
won with one prize left. Good try Alex.

Round 2:  Adam w/Psychic and Fire
    He's another youngster, but he's quite a bit better than the others. He
often plays fancy wit' some SER and ER. I open up wit' Weedle against his
Scyther(I noticed his maniacal laugh as he points at my lowly Weedle). I
quickly gust out his Mime and sting,no poison. He retreats Mime and sets
Scyther back up. So I drag Weedle's pointy booty on da bench and bring out
'Buzz for a shock. He starts pumpin' up Mime as 'Buzz punches away Scyther.
His Mime started gettin' the best of 'Buzz until I SERed him. He then tried a
desperation move with an SER on me. That held me back, but I Scooped up 'Buzz
and promoted Kangaskhan for some stalling power. His Mime just couldn't make
a dent on 'Khan. 'Khan sat there for a few turns until I built 'Buzz back up
and Scooped it up and shocked. Mime then wuz poundin' away but  I finally got
heads on the 3rd shock. He realized that he wuz screwed up da hole. I
finished off his Mime and made quick work of his Eevee.

Round 3:  Rusty w/Water and Fighting
    He's pretty smart, just doesn't have the cards to cut it. He keeps
bitchin' 'bout his Gyarados. He started stalling wit' a Squirtle against my
'Buzz. That didn't last long. Then he brings up a Machoke to stall. I brought
that punk down wit' 2 lucky flips. He finally brings up his pumped up
Gyarados and Dragon Rages. Too bad I already have a Scyther pumped and ready
to slash. I scooped 'Buzz up and bring up Scyther and that's game. I think I
better help him out wit' his deck a little..

Round 4:  Alvin w/Water and Lightning
    He's pretty new here. He opens up wit' Squirtle against my Scyther. I
pretty much got really good draws this time. My 'Buzz wreaks havoc on his
Poliwhirl and Squirtles. He finishes off my 'Buzz wit' an Omanyte, but it wuz
ko'ed by Beedrill quickly. His tiny basics didn't stand much of a chance. I
quickly looked through his deck and told him to scrap his Electric side and
just stick wit' a raindance. I also told him to put in some Bills and Oaks to
speed up the deck.

Now, it's time for Props and Slops!!!!!
Props to da kidz who help me get my Cascade Badge, finally.
Slops to KJ the Gym Leader for forgetting to bring his WHOLE deck.
Slops to Jason the other Gym Leader for his LOOSE tongue wit' the tykes.
Slops to Viet for not coming anymore because you just can't stand losing the
legal way...

Well that's the bottom line 'cuz I said so. This is John Khaou(a.k.a.
Hamsterjon) signing off......


    John Khaou,
    hamsterjon@aol.com