Great… my house is a mess.  Everything is soggy and dripping with water.  My cats took refuge on top of the refrigerator.  Well, 2 did.  One cat’s too old to get up onto the ‘fridge, so she clambered onto my head and will remain until everything dries up.  ‘How did everything get so soakin’ wet?’ you ask.  Well it all started like this…

Hey this is the deck I have its pretty good but I very vulnerable against lightning pokemon [sic] but if I can get blastiose [sic] Ex out i [sic] have a pretty good chance of winning

1_Blastoise EX
1_Suicune
1_Blastoise
2_Dark Blastoise
2_dark Wartortle
2_Wartortle
4_squirtle
2_misty's psyduck
1_misty's Golduck
1_misty's poliwag
2_misty's horsea
1_misty's seadra
1_horsea
1_delibird
1_chansey

2_misty's duel
1_misty's wish
1_misty's wraith [sic]
1_island cave
1_computer error
1_energy ark
1_rockets secret experiment
1_pokemon trader
1_life herb
1_rockets mission
1_proffessor elm
1_switch
1_challenge
1_ballon berry

2_Double colorless energy
2_multi energy
18_water energy

Okay, I see where you’re going with this.  This is obviously a Rain Dance deck, but it lacks support.  I’m going to start with the Pokémon, as usual.

Pokémon

Okay, this line is WAY out of focus.  Drop the…  Y’know what, just drop it all.  I’ll reconstruct the whole thing.  Here’s what you should run:

[3] Squirtle (Smash Turn)

[1] Wartortle (Smash Turn)

[3] Blastoise (Base)

[3] Suicune ex

[2] Igglybuff (Neo Discovery)

[2] Tyrouge

[1] Scyther (Jungle [why not?])

And yes, I did take out Blasty ex.  It’s not as powerful as Suicune ex and Base Blastoise doesn’t damage his friends.  Whew… now that I’ve made order out of that chaos, let’s look at the Trainers.

Trainers

Wow, you really like Misty don’t you?  Drop all of the Misty cards.  Let’s also lose Computer Error, Life Herb and those Rocket cards.  Also, Energy Ark, Balloon Berry, and Challenge!  Now, time for additions. 

          First, we’ll modify your drawing engine.  Rain Dance decks are all about Speed, speed, speed, so we’ll start with 3 Professor Oaks.  We’ll also run 3 Prof. Oak’s research and DROP THAT ELM!!!  Elm sucks!  Okay, maybe not, but it’s so SLOW!  Way to slow for Rain Dance.  Now we’ll add… ARRGH!  Just run this:

[4] Computer Search

[4] Rocket’s Sneak Attack

[3] Gust of Wind

[3] Professor Oak

[3] Professor Oak’s Research/Copycat (if there are large hand sizes in your Meta)

[3] Item Finder

[2] Rare Candy

[2] Pokémon Center (With Suicune, very little energy ends up attached to your Pokémon)

[2] High Pressure System

[2] Mr. Stone’s Project

[1] Island Cave

[1] Pokémon Fan Club

 

As for energy, just run all Water.

Final Count

Pokémon: 15

[3] Squirtle (Smash Turn)

[1] Wartortle (Smash Turn)

[3] Blastoise (Base)

[3] Suicune ex

[2] Igglybuff (Neo Discovery)

[2] Tyrouge

[1] Scyther (Jungle [why not?])

Trainers: 28

4] Computer Search

[4] Rocket’s Sneak Attack

[3] Gust of Wind

[3] Professor Oak

[3] Professor Oak’s Research/Copycat (if there are large hand sizes in your Meta)

[3] Item Finder

[2] Rare Candy

[2] Pokémon Center (With Suicune, very little energy ends up attached to your Pokémon)

[2] High Pressure System

[2] Mr. Stone’s Project

[1] Island Cave

[1] Pokémon Fan Club

Energy: 17

[17] Water

Well anyway, after I fixed Swen’s deck, his Blastoise ex noticed that I cut him.  He wasn’t happy, friends.  He whipped up a huge Energy Rain.  The other Blastoise couldn’t let their ex cousin take all the fame, so they commenced a Rain Dance.  Before you knew it, a great deluge had fallen—all within the confines of my humble abode. 

          Readers, I need help.  This all occurred a week ago and my house is still soggy.  Can someone send in a Fire deck?  Maybe if enough heat is generated the water will dry up.  Please!  I’m begging you for help!  I’ll fix the first fire deck I get sent.  The thing is, my cat’s gonna have to go to the bathroom soon, but she’s not gettin’ off my head until the house is dry.  Please help me!

Kyle