*ding ding!*
...
*ding ding!*
Hey!...Yeah, over here...behind the counter. Shh! Just crawl over here...and
stay low.
Welcome to the shop. You'l have to excuse the battle zone look of the place.
Blastoise and Feraligatr got the N64 game "Perfect Dark" as a Christmas
present from one of the Trainers that frequents the shop and had taken a
liking to the water type duo.
After beating the 'Area51: Rescue' level on Agent diffculty, the two decided
the game would be more fun if we used paintball guns and acted it out.
So here I am, next to a stuffed "Elvis the Alien" dummy, waiting with my
Paintball gun for those two to spring their trap. While I'm waiting, let's
see your deck.
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Hi!  My name is Clark and I need some HELP with this deck!  The strategy of
my deck is to get Ditto out to dish some early damage.  Scyther and Mewtwo
are there also as backups as they also are there to protect Jigglypuff.
Then, as I work my bench up using Oak and Challenge (my specialty), I can
slap on Wigglytuff to add on 60 damage to leave my opponent stranded.  Lass
is there to ruin my opponent's plans.  Here's my deck, Gettin' Jiggy With
It.

Pokemon (15)
2 Ditto
3 Scyther
3 Movie Promo Mewtwo
4 Jigglypuff
3 Wigglytuff

Trainers (26)
4 Bill
3 Challenge
3 Super Energy Removal
3 Lass
3 Pluspower
2 Energy Retrieval
2 Professor Oak
2 Itemfinder
2 Computer Search
1 Scoop Up
1 Rocket Sneak Attack

Energy (19)
15 Psychic
4 Double Colorless

Thanks for looking at my deck.  Please help me!  My friend always creams me
with his Haymaker.
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Okay, let's see what we can do.

The Pokémon look good. Nothing to change here.

The trainers need some help. Remove a Bill and add in a Professor Oak. Next,
let's take out one Lass for a fourth Professor Oak. Let's remove 5 Psychic
Energy for 2 More Rocket's Sneak Attack, 2 Scoop Up, and another Computer
Search. Finally, out comes 1 Energy Retrieval for another Itemfinder.

The Energy looks good. We fixed this area along the way. ;)

Well, that's about it. Now, I hope those two hurry up and _try_ to surprise
me and "rescue" Evlis here, so I can get back to--

*SPLATSPLATSPLATPSLATSPLAT!!*

--Gah. I guess they win. Well, to the next level we go. Feel free to grab a
Paintball gun and join in before they escape Area51. Good luck and happy
gaming!!