Deck Builder: SomePoorSchmuck@IsuK.com
Deck Name: My Potpurri Deck

I haven't entered any tournaments with this, but I always win. What do you think I should do to change this. My strategy is, to win! No, seriously, I et Gengar out on the bench and use curse to kill weak Pokèmon. Then I use Machop, Pinsir and Zapdos to deal damage.

Pokèmon

1 Machop
1 Machoke
1 Machamp

3 Gastly (2B/1F)
2 Haunter (1B/1F)
2 Gengar

2 Abra
1 Kadabra

1 Drowzee
1 Hypno

1 Pinsir
1 Zapdos

Trainers

1 Full Heal

2 Gust of Wind

3 Recycle

3 Potion

2 Energy Removal

2 Pokeball

2 Clefairy Doll

Energy

4 Fighting

4 Lightening

1 FIre

1 DCE

14 Psychic

 CONGRATULATIONS! You've been chosen to be the recipient of The Lady's very first attempt at BASHING. PernSpike challenged me to "BASH" a deck (since I challenged him to actually fix one), and unfortunately your deck was picked out of a random drawing from my trash bin. Spike is here to give me some advice on how to destroy your deck.

[PL]
Here's my suggestion. Take all of your Pokèmon, and use them as toilet paper. They would work much better as toilet paper than in this deck. [So, Spike, how am I doing?]

[Spike]
Not bad for your first try, but why not say something more cutting--try saying something about how this guy is either living in a cave or better yet, Kansas...since we can't talk about "evolutions" here in Kansas...

[PL]

Ok. How about this one... "Calling this a deck is like calling my Aunt Marge's Llama farm a 'Wild Animal Park' "

[Spike]
That's pretty good! Wish I thought of it myself... Hah! Jessie and James could make a better deck than this! Who cares if he's just beginning to play? You know, PL, you really shouldn't give such good advice in your garage...

[PL]
Why, Spike? I want to help people become better players...

[Spike] Because, PL! If we were to actually PLAY these people in a tournament, and everyone (except us of course) came in with decks built like this, then we'd be the top ranked players in the world! We'd be famous! Just look at this--this person still uses Clefairy Doll!

[PL]
Spike... will you please tell your Vulpix to quit peeing on my table legs? Gosh, you'd think that thing would be housebroken by now... Anyway... this was my first attempt at a bashing, and honestly, it was really hard for me not to just give you the advice you need to make your deck better.... How do you do manage to do this, Spike?

[Spike] (chasing Vulpix around the apartment) When I get my hands on you, I'm going to throw you in a box and not put any holes in it.... and I'm going to ship you back to Japan where you can go jump in a nuclear reactor for all I care....

[PL] I see... anyway--there you go folks. My first attempt at a bash. What did you think? Email me at TheLady@pojo.com and let me know.